It's about THIS:
The Breville Planetary Mixer BEM800. My MacDaddy (if I chose to ignore the KitchenAid mixer, which I do, but only because I can't afford one of those) Mixer.
It arrived today after I bought it off TradeMe for an exceptionally good price - nearly half of the usual retail price. Happy days.
It's so beautiful. So shiny. So solid. I'm completely in love. And I feel about the Breville mixer much how I felt about my daughter when she first arrived. I'm afraid to touch it in case I break it.
So for three hours now it has sat on my kitchen bench waiting for me to use it. And I'm terrified. I want to bake a cake but I'm paralysed to do so. A loaf would be lovely but I can't seem to make my hands move the mixer to the electrical outlet.
And so it sits and waits. Like a starving child on a Worldvision advert.
At least it has a nice view.